lady-gemini

   dEAR ME,

            well this was an intresting couple of weeks. maybe not to any of you but i have been non stop with work up the yin yan! but you don't want to hear about me.......... no you came here for him! my little white fluffy bunny who hates me!
it's true the little bunny- whom i created!- hates me! why? how do i know!

Mr. Flippity Flop: what are you going on about!?
Me: it's the truth i created you. and your so mean to me. hell i'm your god you should worship me!
M.F.F: i'll be damned before that happens!
ME: that's what will happen if you don't!
M.F.F: listen barbie i'm not bowing down to that blonde hollow head of yours! so drop dead!
ME: hey! becareful or i'll.......i'll.... sent out my wrath!
M.F.f: oh ya like i'm scared of a canadian!
M.F,f: oh you want to play rough huh! well you leave me no choice!
           *reaches behind the purple pony and pulls out giant pencil*
Mff: wtf? purple pony?......what are you doing with that? drawing yourself a life? or maybe a boyfriend?
me: for your information i already did that! since you came to life i wanted to check out a few things ^^
mff: i told you you were a loser but now i change my mind-
me: really ^^
mff: yay- your the damn queen Of the losers! boy do i need to move out. to think i'm seen in public with you! no wonder i don't have a girlfriiend.
me: you want a girlfriend? i didn't know you were lonely..........
mff: i didn't say that! makes me sound dseperate!
me: hey i'll draw you one. she'll be pretty and friendly and well anything you want!
mff: really cAUse that would be great. she can have blue eyes and - will you really?
me: NO YOU IDIOT! after all the hell you put me through? why should i do something nice for you? if you treat me like this how are you going to treat another girl. i don't think i could let her go through what i have to suffer.
mff: well honestly i wasn't planing on keepiong her around for that long
me: how long were you planing to keep her?
mff: oh only tonight
me: *screams* i don't want to know that! *hits him with pencil*
mff: ow! then you shouldn't ask!
me: MY BUNNY'S A PLAYER!!!!!!!!!! *screams in protest* *hits him with pencil* *he runs and thus begins the chase around the marshmellow mountains*
mff: what's with the mountains?
              *he falls and doesn't move*
me: *screams in horror* MR. FLIPPITY FLOP!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams again* what have i done! *rushes over to him*
sailor moon: Brittany! what have you done to the USAGI KAWII!
ME: SAILOR MOON! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! I HAVE EVEYTHING OF YOU EVEN YOUR UNDERWARE  WANNA SEE!
S.M: NO not really. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!
me: he fell and-
s.m : a likely story. *other scouts appear*
all the scouts: USAGI!
s.m: we did not save this world so you could kill random bunnies.
sailor mini moon: it's not right.  *other scouts agree*
me: but!
s.m. No brittany. don't deny the fact that you had a reason to kill him!
me: well i can't but-
s.m: very well. *strikes pose* the world needs soft cuddly creatures to make us happy and bring love to everyone. you stand against everything we fight against! in the name of the moon i will punish you!
me: OMG Sailor moon is threatening me! wait till the girls hear this!
       *sailor moon takes off tira and holds it in her fingers*
         OMG she's serious! i'm dead! stupid bunny.............

       what dangers will MR.Flippity Flop drag Brittany into next? Will Brittany be able to defeat her life long hero? what happen to the pony? can any one save our female blonde canadian?

              

     F.Y.I
            Incase you wonder where the hell did day 16 is i realized i did a little error on the naming of the journals so this really should be 17. sorry but what would you expect? it's me after all, i do this all the time!
    
            Dear me,
    
             okay well i'm back from camp and it was a blast. but i realized i had so many things to go through here on DA that i got scarwed and ran away. i avoided until now. but i didn't get through ALL 150 of them so i'll have to finish up later on. but i have some drawings to put up and a poem.  this isn't really funny cause i want it to be upto date!
            but i do have big news....... i got my prom dress and it's pink! but it's a pretty pink with a little bow like in Sailor moon!
my friends at the moment: OMG! what a loser!
           'but i don't care what they say! i only care what she says!" -lines from the play i'm in. i'm a guy in it.
           Oh i finished my first book and now i'm writting book II. Pray i get published soon!

    dear me,

       alright ladies and gents here's what's going on. camp is a blast and i'm having so much fun i can't even describe to you. but like all good things my job is becoming a chore. i want to go home really bad, and my time is near. (aug,20th) so it's not so bad. but the food is. it's slowly getting worse. i have sandwhiches almost everyday b/c i have to eat in my boat with my snot nosed cadets. don'tget me wrong most of them aren't so bad. i had a good bunch today. and i spent the afternoon telling them ghost stories about the places they're sleeping in. hahahahahaa. aren't i mean? plus last thrusday we had 4ft swells on the water. the waves were almost as tall as i was! OMG! but it was fun. and today came close, you see when the wind reaches 20 knots we have to take the cadets off the water, so basically when the waves are bigger then me!
     to backtrack i went to an amusement park on monday and bought one of those umbrella hats! i know my friends are shaking their heads and pretending they don't know me. while one of them is picturing me wear it. (yes it's as funny as you think.)
    sunday is are big race against the sailors. (no we didn't have itr yet it got changed) you see i'm what we call a boatswain or bos'n and we don't like the sailors (another department) becuase they think they are better then us! which is not true in the smallest detail. so my boss and their boss said hell let's have a race! and pit bos'n against sail. (my friends who work with me think our bosses were drunk at the time lol) and so it began. however the catch is that the bos'n sail whalers and the sailors sail echos and other crappy boats like that. (i'll put up pictures of the whalers when i get back) so the sailor spent weeks of training or so they say on learning how to drive whalers(cause they're a little harder to use then their crappy boats) so now sunday is our big race and our chance to prove how much better my department is! *insert evil laugh*so wish me luck!
      so then i get to go home soon after that and i'm looking forward to seeing my family and my cat. did i forget anyone? oh i guess i can see my friends too. if i have time. lol.

                       love you guys!   

   dear me,

              still at caDET BOOT CAMP! lol. i'm having a great time but i miss home. i cleaned my locker today (the first time in three weeks) and well ladies and gents i finally figured out i had five shelves, a hair dryer and a happy face clock. but sadly i still can't find all my socks! where did they go? come back i need socks! oh my toes are cold! lol.

              well i'm home in three weeks! happy days but that's only if i don't have to stay longer. i might have to stay a couple days to finish putting away the whalers, (the boats i drive)

            so any how that's my update, and just to let you know Mr. Flippity flop is hitting Acadia like a stom. i made sure i put him everywhere, they know where i've been when the seee him!

                love all of you and i await the night i sleep in my own bed. alone- that means with out you kyle b. i know sad truth get over it! ^^
                 love you- your VERY pretty ^^

                                                 

    dear me,

   one note: day fourteen? isn't that too long of a number to be a title. what about day one thousand? holy crap!

     update:

      sorry for those who have all the art work fpr me top comment on there isn't any time right now. hold on though.
      i started book 2 for alll those wo care.
      my boat is fixed again for those who care.
     i'm coming home in 25 days! yes my friends it's almost that time to see this ugly mug again.
    and for those i call my devoted friends, all call kyle b's on thursday!

              until then. love you all.